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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 05:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The Roots Picnic 2025 in Philly Was a Completely Preventable Dumpster Fire, and Questlove Responds - The Root

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Vice President JD Vance Just Delivered Incredible News to Bitcoin Investors - Yahoo Finance

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Chinese EV Makers Pull Away From Tesla With Sales Gains - Barron's

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why are white women so overly emotional?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Blood test detects multiple cancer types through cell-free DNA - Medical Xpress

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

A New COVID Variant Is Here, And It's More Transmissible — Here Are The Signs And Symptoms - HuffPost

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

3 iconic Disney World attractions closing for ‘largest expansion’ in history of Magic Kingdom - AL.com

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Judge orders Trump administration to provide due process to some migrants deported to El Salvador - NBC News

No go.

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?

No way

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Legion of 50 strong as Seahawks reveal Top 50 players in franchise history - Field Gulls

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Japanese queue for hours as rice shortage deepens - Financial Times